“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
YEAH BUT I JUST WANNA KNOW WHY I CAN’T EXTEND MY LOVE ANd SUPPORT TO PEOPLE I KNOW ARE SUFFERING JUST BECAUSE IT “ISN’T MY PLACE”
WHY ARE MY HUMANITY AND LOVE RESTRICTED BY THESE TECHNICALITIES
people say i shouldn’t
spend so much time alone
but they never call
or invite me along
i could disappear,
and they wouldn’t
"I just saw Mayor Bloomberg pick up a piece of poop and put it in his pocket because he thought it was a dollar bill."
- Baby Adolf (via bambimuse)
Ten Facts That Will Definitely Make Your Brain Sexier
- Easter eggs are lizard eggs
- You can kill somebody by throwing an egg at them. You just have to hit them in the right place (the eye).
- Egg yolks aren’t yolks at all.
- Eggs are really chicken penises.
- Not all birds…
"Sit, be still, and listen, because you’re drunk and we’re at the edge of the roof."
There is an opening up of a wet still frame of two kids thawing on a porch outside of an abandoned house where the sunlight is tongues and pinnatisect leaves drip comfortably slow onto the puddle of too-early morning. Architects and mathematicians finally having designed two human shapes…
I fill speech bubbles with human hearts. I am sorry.
This you should know: that I will eat five cupcakes every year on your birthday no matter what. Five cupcakes at your funeral. I fell in love accidentally at your bad wedding when you called my eyes vast like a windowless ocean; it…